Archive for the ‘fat’ Category

Sunday already
September 16, 2007

It’s sunday already. I’m on my way to the physiotherapist and then the gym. I hope she’s gonna say that my ankle is back to perfect but I know she won’t.

We had a great night here yesterday, movies, snacks and wine. I feel….flabby, a fatso so to say.

But most of all I would like to catch a flight to England, meet up with the guys in my team and join the tour. I’m supposed to be there and now I can’t, it sucks big time. That’s what bothers me, that’s what makes me low and down. And that’s what makes me go to the fucking physiotherapist every time she tells me to.

Huggies and kisses
/Michel

Do you snore?
September 13, 2007

Good morning! A new day, a new sunny day. Beautiful.

Chris is still sleeping here next to me, he’s not snoring, that’s a very good thing. Fat people snore and fat people are lazy ( yeah yeah, you don’t have to send me mails about this), that’s what I think and that makes the fat lazy people the snorers of society. 

Do you snore?

I don’t. Well, that’s what my bedmates and friends tell me anyway. But there’s something else I do when I sleep. I don’t think I’ve told you about it, that’s for tonight.

*putting my leg under Chris quilt* It’s so warm in there, woo 😀 haha

Huggies and kisses
/Michel

Janice, it hurts!
September 5, 2007

I found this video somewhere, like a few months ago. Can’t remember where.

A rollercoaster video, a fat kid and Janice. I have to admit that I’m in love, I’m a fan of Janice, evil Janice.

(The way she’s laughing 00:35-00:45 Muhahaha!)

Fat people are…
August 13, 2007

I’m sitting here by the computer with a chocolate bar in my hand. I don’t know what I wanna do today, have to do something. I’m a restless guy, I know that, been told too many times but I can’t sit down on my fab ass all day long. That’s how fit people get fat and flabby. That’s not gonna happen to me.

I don’t have a problem with fat people, a few of my friends are chubby and, yeah, fat. But I do have a problem with fat people going “It’s my genes, my mum and dad are both overweight”. Genes?! Come on! It might be a cause but not the real problem. If you just moved that fat ass of yours off the couch and out running, walking, to the gym, a bike….anything…you would definitly lose weight. It’s all about burning calories. Genes are a lame excuse, tell me you’re too lazy instead. That’s much better cause I know you are, you are damn lazy.

No, I’m not rude, I’m not impolite or mean. It’s not as hard as you might think to get fit and stay that way.

Huggies and kisses
/Michel